Toys ‘R’ Us has official Angry Birds ballpoint pens for $5 a pop. Right now, you can choose between Red Bird, Blue Bird, Yellow Bird, Black Bird, and a Pig. Just be careful who you give these to. Like most Angry Birds merchandise, these pens will likely be seen flying through the air much more than any pen should. Red bird should be taking out Pigs’ fortresses, not unsuspecting eyes.